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Sexual frustration is when you're dreaming something sexy about licking honey off your lover's skin when you are awakened by the fire alarm beeping obnoxiously to indicate that you need to change the battery. T.T Who the fuck designed these things, and what level of hell did they crawl forth from? T.T

Date: 2011-10-26 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shipwreck-light.livejournal.com
THE NINTH FOR THEY ARE TRAITORS.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Date: 2011-10-26 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragoon811.livejournal.com
Hell win. Well done. (also a pun. yanno.. fire and damnation..well done... Now I'm sorry.)

Date: 2011-10-28 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shipwreck-light.livejournal.com
PUNS IMPROVE THE UNIVERSE.

Date: 2011-10-28 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragoon811.livejournal.com
no... the PUNIVERSE.

You're welcome. XD

Date: 2011-10-28 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Yes! That one! Your sympathies are appreciated! Fortunately, I've survived the experience with my sanity largely in tact. XD

Date: 2011-10-26 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddessastra.livejournal.com
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! leave a bottle of honey on the night stand, so when he see's it + a paintbrush....he'll go "uhhh...wtf???"

or just find ways to relieve the sexual frustration.. ;)

Date: 2011-10-28 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Hahahaha, NOW YOU KNOW MY SEKRIT PLANS! ^o^

Date: 2011-10-26 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pagenfox.livejournal.com
Fire alarms are evil when they need their batteries changed. More so when they awaken you from be it hot or just good dreams in general. -.-

Date: 2011-10-28 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
It's truly the most awful noises! Why can't it be just amplified sound of kittens purring or something? But fire alarms and some of the buzzing type alarm clocks make these insane piercing sounds like... I don't even know. Why would anyone want to wake up to that? O.o

Date: 2011-10-26 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragoon811.livejournal.com
Poor you, I'm so sorry for you ;_;.

Date: 2011-10-28 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Thank you T.T I was awfully sorry for myself, too, hahaha!

Date: 2011-10-28 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragoon811.livejournal.com
*hugs* No kidding!
I'd be SO frustrated! T__T.

Date: 2011-10-28 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
INORITE?!!? >:(

Date: 2011-10-26 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] urania-calliope.livejournal.com
This is why I didn't have a fire alarm in my house for over a year...

No not really, the landlord never bothered to get them fixed but LORD I would have thrown things.

Date: 2011-10-28 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Aaaah, well, really that seems like pretty bad form for a land lord, if they were aware of the issue! Alarms are super cheap, like $5-10 dollars tops, and they take a battery and just screw into the wall, so it's very simple, and of course an important safety feature. But oh, I hate the noises they pick for those things! I mean, I can definitely envision something successfully waking me and catching my attention without actually making me squeak and fall out of bed flailing, in the middle of the night, LOL~ ^o^ Though I must admit, the comedic value of my shock is probably pretty high. LOL XD

Date: 2011-10-26 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeitgeistic.livejournal.com
I would be so pissed!

Date: 2011-10-28 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
I was super pissed! T.T

It's also kind of funny in retrospect. XD

Date: 2011-10-26 06:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] karaz.livejournal.com
You know it's bad when your first thought is that there better actually be something on fire.

Date: 2011-10-28 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Mind reading skillz, you has them! That is exactly what I thought!! XD ::laughs::

Date: 2011-10-28 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kleinevos.livejournal.com
lol I really should make lj more of a priority - I've been filled with posts that made me giggle, go squee and warm my lil heart this morning.

Sorry for your frustration, but it is kinda funny in a round about way :P

Date: 2011-10-28 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
You should definitely laugh, it was pretty funny! XD

Date: 2011-10-29 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybrr.livejournal.com
Mmm, honey.

I wonder whether hot stuff like that would be remembered had it not been interrupted. And if other people wake up when they try to focus on details (yet i can read dream paper headlines).

Date: 2011-10-30 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's a good point! What if I wouldn't have even remembered my dream without being awakened? Sometimes I remember dreams, sometimes I forget.

I don't think I've woken up before from thinking about detailed things in a dream, but, I can't always remember the details.

Actually, I would be really interested to know if the times I have had to do math or something in a dream, if I actually gave the right answer or not. Hmm! O.o

Date: 2011-11-01 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] followingwords.livejournal.com
Ugh. The one by our kitchen goes off almost every time we use the oven, even if we've just cleaned the damn thing. We've taken to pointing a fan at it whenever we're cooking or baking anything. ... Stupid fire alarm.

Date: 2011-11-01 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] star-healer.livejournal.com
Aaah, I hate it when that happens! D:
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